It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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