You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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