used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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