Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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