what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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