there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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