How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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