I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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