"it" just moved
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Randomize
