Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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