marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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