he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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