If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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