you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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