Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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