your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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