Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
When did angry sex become our thing?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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