i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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