im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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