I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize
