I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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