This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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