Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
PS: I just woke up from my shower
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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