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So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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