I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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