I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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