my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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