the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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