HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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