Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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