Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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