i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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