I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
i think im in europe. pls send help
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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