Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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