Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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