EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My ATM looks so different sober.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
