Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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