I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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