no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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