Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Success! We fucked roommates!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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