I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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