Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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