Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
We smell like vodka and hangover
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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