Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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