ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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