Pappa wants mamma naked
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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