Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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