Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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