I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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