i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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