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wrigley field is MILF paradise
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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